Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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One day some scientists heard about a remote Island where there were Porpoises that lived forever!
! So off they went to check it out.Upon arriving at the Island they discovered tha...
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
A man was walking down the street dragging his left foot behind him.
A Pollack was in the tailor shop lookin at his new suit in a three-way mirror.
The tailor said.."Well, what do you think of it?...
I had a job lined up as a chimney sweep, but it fell through.
I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
Then the offer I had to work for RJ Reynolds went up in smoke.
I was a trapeze artist for a while, but then I was let go.
I applied for a job as a telemarketer but didn't get the call.
She wanted to work as a hooker, but she didn't have it in her.

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