Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Did I make myself clear? Translucent?
o the husband finally let his nagging wife (redundancy?
) go deer hunting with him. After setting her up in a blind and waiting in his own blind a way's away, he heard a shot....
Save the whales. Refrigerate 'em.
Reminds me of the guy who was out fishing all day, and frustrated with only catching one fish, took the fish to bed with him.
His wife came to bed and wanted to make love. "Not tonight", the fishe...
This new guy in town was visiting a local pub when he noticed a strange looking machine next to the bar.
The bartender told him it is a piss analysis machine. The new guy wanted to try it out. He...
I want a modem that talks!!
What do you call an Italian suppository??? an Inuendo?
What do you call an Italian astronaut??? a specimen..
Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep she went to sleep, then she found it was a ram, Mary had a little lamb.
Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers.
The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke...

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