Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.
How come? Because the beggar is a woman....
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive. But this is only a technicality....
�6. How many outs are there in an inning? 6
7. Is it illegal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Why? Heck almost anything is possible in California....
8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games.
There are no ties. Explain this. They did not play with each other....
�9. Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer? 70
13. If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The Match!...
�14. How far can a dog run into the woods? Halfway.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last? 90 minute...
�16. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left? 9

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