Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Profanity? I don't #$%$#^#^# use it!
Coming home early from work yesterday, I saw a neighbor jogging, nude, down the street.
I said -- "How long have been doing this nude jogging" He said -- "Since you came home from work early....
An Englishman, Spaniard, Frenchman, and German were having a drink in a garden.
A butterfly swooped down and sat on the edge of the table....
Friend of mine walking was supposed to meet a friend in a seedy joint.
Went in, and there were a bunch of guys (including my friend's friend) shooting up and passing around the needle....
Jewish Doggie style sex: he sits up and begs for it, she rolls over and plays dead.
Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
His mom replies "I don't k...
While fishing at Toho I was baiting my hook when two six foot tall mosquitos alighted in front of me.
I was so horrified, I was unable to move. One of them said, "should we eat him here or take him...
I saw this on a tee shirt yesterday. Blown by Hugo...but still erect.
How do you get 29 newfies into a small car? Throw in a can of beans.
No Beelzebub, I don't talk to demons.

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