Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
What's white and red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on razor blades.
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born? In case it dies, they can make soup.
What is 96? 69, the cost of eating out went up!
America, where you park on the driveway!
A Rabbi who lived in Peru, Was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife said,"Oye Vey! If you keep on this way, The Messiah will come before you....
Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair!
I don't have no grammar difficulties.
What happens when a Keebler Elf throws up? He tosses his cookies!
Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...

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