Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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�17. How many animals of both sexes did Moses take into the Ark? As many as would fit.
�18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? Meat.
�19. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12
�20. What was the president's name in 1950? The same as is now, George Bush.
Under the old apple tree.... is where she first showed it to me.
.. She showed me her spot and she called it a twat.. But it looked like an asshole to me.......
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the be
There were these two strings walking down the road when they came to a bar.
They decided to stop in and have a few drinks....
A butcher got along great with everyone in the neighborhood except a mysterious swami.
They hated each other!...
This guy Fred is really in love with his girl friend Wendy, and decides to do something special for her.
He has her name tatooed on his weiner. Fred and Wendy decide to take a trip to Jamaica i...
Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in.
Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it....

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