Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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So this Oriental guy goes to the eye-doctor for an examination.
The doctor takes a look and says "You have cataracts, don't you?...
A preacher walking down the sidewalk sees a little boy playing with a a little bottle of turpintine.
The preacher says "Well, hello there son, what have you got there?". The little boy says "Thi...
Q: What's the definition of an Italian virgin? A
A twelve year old that can run faster than all her brothers....
They have all sorts of new services these days. Now they have a dial a prayer for Athiests!
You call a number - and nobody answers....
Three Athiests were trying to bother a young Baptist minister.
"I think I will move to Nevada," said the first athiest, "only twenty-five percent of the people there are Baptists....
Overheard: "I'm an athiest, thank God!
Athiests are really on the spot; they have to sing "Hmmmmmm bless America!
As I heard it ( to the tune of the song ) By the shade of the old apple tree, That's where she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black, A...
There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....
A newfie gets married one day. He goes home to his mother the next day and declares that he's getting a divorce.
His mother asks him why and he says "she is a virgin" His mother replies "well I d...

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