Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Did you hear about the newly wed newfies who didn't know the difference between putty and vasaline?
Their windows fell out!...
So this Gorilla walks up to a dairy bar and says, "I'd like a vanilla milk shake, please.
Get 'em by the balls,the heart and mind follow.
Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
Cthulhu saves - in case he's hungry later.
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
Like for example, do you know how to spot a newfie Word Processor?
It's the one with whiteout on the screen....
Did you know that on the bottom of newfie coke bottles it says "Open other end"!
When Canada came out with the $1 looney coin, they had to recall them from NewFoundland because they kept trying to break the coins open to get the chocolate out.
There was a man renowned for orgasming television sets.
When he died, he put into a museum of oddities. One day, a visitor inquired of her tour guide 'Does he COME cable ready?...

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