Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping? A: Just put it on my bill.
She was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....
A budget is a plan for going broke methodically.
I tell ya' I get no respect. I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No - I hate myself NOW ......
Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
He holds up his arms ......
My Grandmother always had a twinkle in her eyes. Turns out it was cataracts ...
Q: What state is most like a tiny cola? A: Minne-soda.
I was tired one night, so I went to a bar to have a few drinks.
I tell ya' I get no respect. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?...
The hillbilly wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into the pocket of his tattered overalls and asked the preacher what he owed him.
In these here parts, we don't charge f...

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