Miscellaneous Jokes

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I saw in today's paper that skirts are getting shorter and shorter.
If so, it will echo the '60s. First there were miniskirts, then microskirts....
An anthropologist was deep in the Amazon jungle. He and his native guide stopped at a remote village.
As they were drinking water from gourds, the anthropologist saw a beautiful young girl walk ou...
Two midgets were talking. "How was your vacation at that nude ranch?
asked the first. "Strange," replied the second, "At first I thought I was in Iraq....
A woman went to visit her therapist. As they were talking, the therapist noticed she had a chipped tooth.
How did that happen?" asked the therapist. "Do you remember that vibrator you gave me?" ask...
Does your wife talk to you while she's having sex?" the therapist asked his patient.
Sure," said the man, "Once, she even called me from a motel....
Q: What is true love for the male of the species? A
An erection. Q: What is true love for the female of the species? A: A no-limit charge card....
Q: What were Anne Boleyn's last words? A: "'Tis better to give head, than to lose head.
Women: Would that we could fall into their hearts without falling into their hands ...
How can you tell the difference between a WASP girl in the grave and a WASP girl in bed?
The one in the grave is warmer and has her -arms- crossed ......
Daffynition) Pussy (n): What a man spends nine months trying to get out of - and the rest of his life trying to get back into.

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