Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Miscellaneous Jokes

A mortician's daughter named Maddie, Told an eager, but virginal, young laddie, "If you do as I say, We can have a great lay, Since I've buried more stiffs than my daddy.
(Bumper Sticker) Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Early one spring, a saleswoman's car broke down in the middle of Northern Michigan.
After miles of walking, she found a farmhouse with two men sitting on the front porch....
A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm.
(Daffynition) Jewish Dilemma (n): Free ham.
Three friends got together and went to Mexico for a holiday.
While they were there they were picked up for buying and smoking pot and were sent before a firing squad....
Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
Did you hear that Milli Vanilli is putting out their autobiography?
No word, yet, on who the author(s) will be ......
One fall, a group of gays went duck hunting in Canada.
After shooting several ducks, a game warden jumped out of the woods and asked the gays for their hunting licenses....
Q: What's red, green and drips down the wall? A: Granpa's final cough.

< previous

73

74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
315
next >