Miscellaneous Jokes

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VMS) is like a Soviet railroad train: It's basically industrial-strength, but when you look at it closely, everything's a little more shabby than you might like
it gets the job done, but there'...
Q: Why aren't cowboys circumsized? A: So they have a place to keep their Skoal when they eat.
Rule of the Thumb: The more buttons fastened on a person's shirt, the higher the I.
Q. (Curtis Cloaninger)...
The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
Such...
I have a drinking problem: 2 hands and only one mouth ...
MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
Three old jewish men were sitting around a table eating lunch, when the first one said, "Oy vay!
I sent my son out into the world, and he came back a Christian!...
Q: What is the definition of agony? A: Being a one-armed man hanging off a cliff, and having an attack of jock itch.
Q: What did the polish mother say to her pregnant daughter?
A: "Don't worry, it might not be yours....
A high school student was taking a biology test when he encountered this questio
Give four reasons why mother's milk is better than cow's milk....

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