Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
Three men - Myron the lawyer, Vinnie the teamster, and J.
D. the aggie - proposed marriage to an eligible young lady....
Q: How can you tell when a jewish couple is having sex doggy-style?
A: He sits up and begs, then she rolls over and plays dead....
Three recently deceased college graduates, one from Harvard, one from Baylor and the last from Texas A&M, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
The Gates were in desperate need of repair, so St. Peter aske...
Q: How do you tell a polish ladder from a normal one?
A: Polish ladders have "STOP" stenciled at the top....
Did you hear about the yupper that thought intercourse was a state highway?
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it ...
A pilot and a blind guy went up in an airplane. Unfortunately, the pilot had a heart attack and died.
The blind guy radioed, "Mayday, Mayday!" to the tower. "We have a dead pilot, I'm blind, and we'...
Life is like a shit sandwich: The more bread you have, The less shit you have to eat.
Q: How can you tell if a pig is drunk? A: She starts buying the drinks ...

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