Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Two fags havin a chat ... Bruce: Guess what? I've given up smoking!
Lance: Oh Yeah? What do you do now, instead? Bruce...
A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor.
The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
O \ __ ...
Money can't buy friendship, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Would Be Lothario: "I love you terribly!" Disappointed Girl: "You sure do ...
Q: How many 'pro-lifers' does it take to fix a light bulb?
A: 6 - Two to put it in, and four to testify that it was lit from the moment the other two began screwing....
Q: Whats the worst thing about playing softball in a cow pasture? A: Sliding into 3rd base.
There once was a whore of the Azores, Whose snatch was so covered with sores, That the dogs in the street, Wouldn't touch the green meat, Which hung in festoons from her drawers.
A young woman was talking with her mother. "Mom, I lost my virginity last week," said the daughter.

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