Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why did they stop the leper baseball game? A: Someone dropped a ball in left field.
Advice is like bullshit - everyone wants to give you a load of it.
One day, three baby boys were born in the hospital, at the same time, and the nurses got them mixed up.
They were Jewish, Polish and German. Everyone stood around wondering how to sort them out, whe...
Q: What's the hardest key to turn? A: A don-key.
Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ......
It's cute when a two-year old kid spits jello at you - It's not cute when your 98-year old great-grandmother spits jello at you .
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There once was a guy named Benny. He was sitting in the bleachers at Fenway one day when Wade Boggs hit a homerun.
He told the guy next to him, Eddie, that he knew everyone. Eddie seriously doubted...
I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.
I get no respect - my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest ......
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine? A: The outside.

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