Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why did the DA drop the charges against Pee Wee Herman?
A: He couldn't get it to stand up in court ......
Q: How did copper wire get invented? A: Two jews got it a fight over a penny.
Q: Why do blondes always poof their hair up so high?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....
Q: How do historians know Abe Lincoln was Jewish? A: Because he was shot in the temple.
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood decided to visit her grandmother.
Red took a basket with everything she needed and set out on her trip through the forest....
Q: Why do blondes stick their heads out the windows of moving cars? A: To refuel their heads.
Q: What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear? A: Thanks for the refill.
MORE OXYMORONS ... helicopter with an ejection seat.
... submarine with a screen door. ... solar powered nightlight....
Yesterday I looked out my backyard into my neighbor's backyard and I saw a penguin walking around the yard.
So, I called my neighbor and said, "Do you know that you have a penguin in your back yard?...
A preacher was giving a lecture on temperance to an unruly audience in an Old West mining camp.
Look," he said, "I put a worm in a glass of water and it's still alive....

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