Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Fred was worried about going to the doctor for an examination.
He wasn't looking forward to the prostate exam so he asked a friend, Bob, who had recently had one, what it was like....
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PLEASE! 1. Make a fist out of your hand 2.
Loosen it a little Q: What do you get? A: Pee-Wee's Playhouse....
A Scotsman took a hot Irish babe out in a taxi. She was so good looking that he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
A: See if there is any dandruff on her shoes....
I heard the other day that Buddha walked up to a hotdog stand and asked if they could make him One with Everything.
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a posi- tion as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of que...
Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day.
The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who...
Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? A: No. Reply: Good!

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