Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How do two hardware technicians insult each other? A: "Your motherboard!
Did you hear that Oscar Meyer signed Jeffrey Dahmer to an endorsement deal?
He sings a lunchtime song on the way to the fridge...
Q: What do you call a cheap male prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Humphrey.
7 MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMEN'S LIFE Doctor, because he says, "Take off all your clothes.
Dentist, because he says, "Open wide." Milkman, because he says, "Do you want it in front or back?...
Q: How did Pee-Wee Herman die? A: He had a stroke.
President Bush called Dan Quayle into his office. Bush said, "Dan, I want you to go on a fact finding mission to Central America.
Ok," Dan replied. So, Dan went back to his office and said to hi...
It is said that woman is the greatest thing that God ever created
hen why did he have to give her a mouth and ruin it all?...
Q: How do you know when you walk into a gay church? A: Only half the men are kneeling.
Q: How do you screw a fat chick? A: Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that smells like shit, then go back one.
Dirty Ernie had been picking up some bad language by hanging out at the construction site down the street.
His mother was very upset by this and asked Ernie Senior to reprimand him. "I heard you've...

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