Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bathtub? A: Throw in your laundry.
Q: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? A: "Evening ladies.
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? A: Neither has he.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? A: She answered the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other cheek? A: The guy called back....
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....
Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Q: How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth? A: By the Gleam in her eye.

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