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Q: How was Helen Keller punished by her parents? A: They put Saran-wrap over the toile
Q: You know what they did to Helen when she was REALLY bad? A: Left the plunger in the toilet!
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
A: One to do the work and the other to moan with....
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
Q: What was Helen Keller's dog's name? A: Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmth!
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
A: They washed her hands out with soap....
Q: What has a hundred thousand legs and still can't walk? A: Jerry's kids.
Q: What's the most difficult thing about eating vegetables? A: Getting them out of the wheelchair.
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