Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What do you call a quadriplegic at the beach? A: Sandy.
Q: What do you call a leper in your bathtub? A: Stew.
Q: How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you? A: Marry her.
Q: What happens to a Jewish man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
A: He breaks his nose....
Q: How can you tell if a dirty old man is Jewish? A
He says, "Hey little girl, wanna buy a piece of candy?...
Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno movie? A: It called, "Debbie Does Nothing.
Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry....
Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew? A: "Trust me".
Q: How do you cure a Jewish woman of nymphomania? A: Marry he
Q: What's a JAP's idea of perfect sex? A: Mutual headaches.

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