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Q: What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you??? A: Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT!
Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test. A: He left his foot on the gas!
Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? A: Hop in.
Q: What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? A: Take him for a drag.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Who cares? He won't come anyway.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: Partially disabled.
Q: What do you call a one-legged Mongoloid who's Polish? A: "A Polaroid one-step.
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