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Q: What do Len Bias and Rock Hudson have in common? A: They both got a hold of some bad crack.
Q: What's yellow, ugly and sleeps alone? A: Yoko Ono.
Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles? A: Three more bullets.
Q: What was John Lennon's last hit? A: The pavement.
Q: Why can't you take a crap at a Beatles concert? A: There's no John anymore.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Prior?
A: One was burned by coke, the other by Pepsi....
Q: What's fuzzy, smokes, and comes in cubes? A: Fidel Castro.
Q: What's 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1? A: Bo Derrick getting older.
Q: What's wrinkled and smells like Ginger? A: Fred Astaire's face.
Q: Did you hear Karen Carpenter's brother's new song? A: "She Ain't Heavy, She's My Sister.
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