Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why is the camel called "the ship of the desert?" A: It's full of Arab semen.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla? A: A Hairy Reasoner!
Q: Where do you find a Turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left him.
Q: Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes? A: He heals once a month.
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About four drinks.
Q: What's the difference between Beernuts and deer nuts?
A: Beernuts cost around thirty five cents, deer nuts are just under a buck....
Q: What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A: On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole is in back....
Q: How are a woman and a cow patty alike? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat? A: If you beat your chicken it would die

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