Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
Q: What's the last thing that goes through an insect's mind when it hits the windshield at 55 mph?
A: Its asshole....
Q: What has a hundred balls, and fucks rabbits? A: A shotgun.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs? A: They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking chickens.
Q: Where are an elephants sex organs? A: In his feet, if he steps on you, your fucked!
Q: What's the black stuff between an Elephant's toes? A: Slow natives.
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
Q: What do elephants and Timex watches have in common? A: They both come in quartz.

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