Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why are chickens so ugly? A: They have a pecker on their face
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear? A: Because their peckers are on their face.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basket ball court?
A: Because it heard that the referee was blowing fouls....
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A
Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken....
Q: What does D.A.M. stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia Q
What does D.D.A.M. stand for? A: Drunk Drivers Against Mothe...

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