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A satellite has discovered that a huge distant galaxy gives off mostly heat instead of light.
Must be folks there are in the midst of a political campaign....
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
Just to keep the record straight, what is called a heatwave in the Northeast is called regular old summer in the Midwest.
There are hints of peace moves in the Iran-Iraq war, but both sides still seem capable of overcoming them.
We frankly don't know much about Pelsor, Arkansas, except that our postcard mail reveals it's hospitable enough to be home to at least one cute spotted fawn.
A new book claims Pope John Paul I was murdered. Critics denouncing the conclusion would do well to refrain from calling it papal bull.
Pay phone calls in New York are going up to a quarter.
If you don't mind waiting a few days for your cab, you can send a letter for a nickel less....
Security was tight in Switzerland for the pope's visit, it's repo{rted.
That's terrible. Someone should have sobered them up. They had dangerous work to do....
Sikh soldiers have been deserting the army of India. Why? No M*A*S*H units?
For Hallmark's acquisition of the Crayolo company, what's an appropriate card to send, "Hip, Hip, Hue-ray"?

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