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The Hart and Mondale folks have been talking informally to see if they can make a deal, it's reported.
The good news so far is they've apparently agreed to limit nuclear weapons....
No, just because Mr. Mondale says he's begun "broad consultations" with party leaders about a running mate doesn't mean he'll select a woman.
Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between now and November to take back everything he's said?...
At the Democratic convention this summer we're likely to see delegate challenges and floor fights.
This is in addition, of course, to the contest for goofiest hat....
Another way to slash the federal deficit would be to fix the{_ calendar so the year has two April 15s in it.
Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to be nominated as a Democratic vice...
Letter carriers, who normally must keep a wary eye out for nasty dogs, now also must avoid being set upon by packs of wild youngsters awaiting Michael Jackson tickets.
Los Angeles is sprucing up for the Olympics. And it won't surprise us to find a newly installed cleaner variety of smog.
Testifying to a Senate subcommittee, a fundamentalist minister says the IRS is "a terrorist organization.
That's why our tax man is Yassir Block....
Based just on what we see on the streets, we've concluded that either driver's education courses are a myth or everyone cuts class.

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