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Rep. Ferraro's husband is John Zaccaro, a real estate developer.
Do we need anyone in Washington who could turn the White House into a condo?...
Geraldine Ferraro's husband no doubt now is preparing for the inevitable questions about his favorite recipes.
My parents are so in love with each other it is sickening," says Ms.
Ferraro's daughter, Donna. But can their marriage withstand Mr....
If nothing else, a Mondale-Ferraro ticket will outsyllable a Reagan-Bush ticket by two.
Rep. Ferraro is a lawyer. She could get elected by a large majority if only fellow lawyers voted for her.
Bella Abzug says having Ms. Ferraro on the ticket will be "a whole new step in American history.
We're still waiting to find out what it was taken in. A Naturalizer, maybe?...
There are three children in the Ferraro-Zaccaro family
Donna, John and Laura. You have to feel good about a country in which kids can aspire to follow in their mother's footsteps....
The congressional district Gerry Ferraro represents is the one Archie Bunker supposedly lives in.
We're glad Fritz Mondale didn't pick Edith....
Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....
Aunt Ilse from Oelwein calls to say she hopes everyone in Dallas had fun at the Jackson concerts and to ask if we know of any plans for a Julliard String Quartet Victory Tour.

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