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As nearly as we can figure it, the handsome young guys in the Father's Day ads have been dating the lithe young women in the Mother's Day ads.
Democrats now have to write a national party platform that will do two thing
Be hard hitting and precise and be circumspect and general....
These days there are so many channels of communication that it takes serious dedication to remain uninformed.
Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
The Hells Angels held an international meeting in Missouri recently.
Events like this can be unnerving but, like everything else, this runs in cycles....
Scientists studying new satellite information think there are as many as 40 close stars around which planets will form.
The future for big developers looks better each day....
Test-tube triplets were born in Texas recently--probably the only state where |z Mondale is under pressure to select a Southerner or a woman as a running mate.
Why not both in one? How about the q...
Mr. Reagan says he's engaged in "quiet diplomacy" with the Soviets, and we gather that means more than that he's simply turned the volume down on his hearing aid.
A new poll shows most Democra...
There's also been talk of Fritz Mondale running with Lee Iacocca.
Hmmmmm. Ethnically, can Democrats geP`eway with two candidates whose last names end in vowels?...
Analysts think a Mondale-Hart ticket is possible. Makes sense.
It'd give Mr. Mondale confidence that Mr. Hart would never be heard from again....

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