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Diane Sawyer will join "60 Minutes" this fall or winter.
And it won't be long before CBS may have to rename it "60 Anchors....
The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.
Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz Mondale.
He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a governor on a TV show....
Man-made pollution has been deteriorating forests in the eastern U.
S. for more than 20 years, it's reported. It soon may be impossible to bark up the wrong tree....
Life certainly was lots simpler before we had all of this technology to make life simpler.
A Marine general says conventional war with the Soviets is "almost inevitable.
So should we hurry up and start one before one starts itself?...
Mr. Reagan disagrees that conventional war with the Soviets is nearly inevitable.
What's the bad news? That a nuclear one is?...
If you want the truth, all this controversy about whether there should be leaded gasoline exhausts us.
The Reagan-Bush campaign reports having a surplus of more than $
10 million. Can't we hire the campaign manager as federal budget director?...
The most recent figures show Gary Hart's campaign nearly $
5 million in debt. That's the kind of debt you almost have to be an ex-president to afford....

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