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Some Kansas City crime leaders have asked for help from the Chicago mob, it's reported.
Why aren't we comforted by such private sector initiatives?...
A new study says kids should start school at age 4.
Think what that could mean in a few years--high schoolers who are even more immature....
Congress has approved an increase in the national debt ceiling.
The surprising thing is there are reporters and editors who still think this is news....
The Senate passed the debt ceiling hike with no debate.
Just as well. It's already been talked to debt....
Still, the housing price rise means we've been able to get into a high-priced neighborhood without even moving.
Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
If Mr. Mondale wants a woman veep who's well known and who has been close to the center of power he might ask Nancy Reagan.
The current best bet for a woman veep is Rep. Geraldine Ferraro of Queens.
Luckily for her she's not from Kings....
Scientists speculate that comets crash into the earth every 26 million years, wiping out whole species of animals.
Next time we hope they aim at slugs....
Acid rain is a big problem in Florida, too, it's reported.
It raises the question of what good they'll be when they become Neverglades....

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