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One reason the Founding Fathers had more time to read and think is they didn't have to fill out as many magazine sweepstakes entry forms.
Jesse Jackson finally repudiates what Louis Farrakhan has been saying.
If Mr. Jackson's enemies had done him as much good as his friends have done him harm he'd be the nominee....
The time to be suspicious of Jesse Jackson's Cuban trip is when the freed American prisoners show up at the Democratic convention as delegates.
If states don't raise the drinking age to 21 they'll lose federal highway funds.
Isn't that highway robbery?...
Raising the drinking age to 21 but keeping the voting age at 18 means citizens have just three years in which they legally must be sober to cast a ballot.
Among the harsher measures we've heard of to reduce drunken driving is one that, on the second offense, would take away your throat.
It seems unfair that the Supreme Court has freed college football from the NCAA's grip on telecasts but has left USFL teams tied to the USFL.
It's hard to understand why--just when we need them for a patriotic Fourth of July--Kansas wheat farmers cut down all the amber waves of grain.
When the 13 colonies approved independence, 12 said yes and New York abstained.
Should it have been worded: "We hold these truths to be 92.3 percent self-evident"?...
Only men--56 of them--signed the Declaration of Independence.
It's amazing how well a nation can hold up when begun by Founding Sexists....

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