SMS Jokes One Liner

SMS Jokes One Liner

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Born Free........Taxed to Death.
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.
' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'...
Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.
....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found....

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