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What's red and white and black all over? A nun with stab wounds.
Why does a Jewish divorce cost so much? It's worth it.
What's red and green and goes one thousand miles an hour?
A frog in a blender. How did Helen Keller's teacher keep her from talking in class?...
Define "bad acne." Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.
What's a Cambodian abortion? A hungry rat on a string.
What was the WASP National Anthem during the Vietnam war? "O, Canada!
How do you make paper dolls? Screw an old bag.
What does the neon sign say above Joe's 24-hour Abortion Clinic? YOU RAPE 'EM, WE SCRAPE 'EM
Son: "I shoved a firecracker up a pig's ass." Dad
We don't say 'ass,' we say 'rectum.'" ............
Doc examining patient: "Big breaths." Patient: "Yeth, and I'm not even thixteen!

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