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Two WASPs making love: WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?" WASP #2: "No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved.
Why do African-American men like pussy so much? Because the outside looks like watermelon and the inside smells like catfish.
Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? So they can take a bubble bath at night.
What do you call a governess who farts? A hootenanny.
What's red and black and jumps in the air? A baby in a toaster.
What kind of hamburgers do Italians eat? Woppers.
What do you call a n Oriental on barbiturates? A mello-yellow.
Why shouldn't you buy Polish goldfish? They drown.
Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
What do you do when an elephant comes n your window? Swim for your life.
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