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What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door? Matt.
What's worse than your dentist telling you you have herpes? Your mother telling you.
What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops? Chocolate CHiPs.
Why was Bunker Hill slimy? "The British are coming! The British are coming!
Why are most men so depressed? They have cocks that can't crow.
What did the cannibals who caught a politician have for dinner? Baloney sandwiches.
What do you do when you Kotex catches fire? Throw it on the floor and Tampon it.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a roll? Frank.
Define "conceit." A mosquito with a hard-on floating down the river on his back shouting, "Open the drawbridge!
Why did the whorehouse in the leper colony close? The tips weren't worth it.
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