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What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
Hear about the new scratch-and-sniff stickers for lepers? They include a nose.
What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to talk to when you're getting a great blow job.
What's Helen Keller's favorite song? "The Sound of Silence.
Two vain men are peeing by a river and one says, "Gee, this water's cold.
The second says, "and deep!...
Why is 68 the speed limit for a woman in bed? Because at 69 she blows a rod.
What's the difference between the Suez Canal and Leona Helmsley? The Suez Canal is a busy ditch.
How can you tell if a fence is electrified? Throw a puppy at it and see if he gets fried.
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. You gotta PROBLEM wid dat?
Define "headmaster." Someone who's expert at giving blow jobs.

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