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What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy? A seedless fruit.
What has two cherries and dances? 100 Radio City Music Hall Rockettes.
Hear about the JAP who asked her father for fifty dollars to do shopping?
"Forty dollars," He screamed, "what are you gonna do with thirty dollars?...
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles.
hear about the ninety-year-old man accused of rape?
The case was dismissed because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court....
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A two-ton pickup.
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
Define "premature ejaculation" in French. Ooh la la---so soon?
What does a house wife in Malibu wear to a funeral? Her black tennis dress.
How does a Pole keep his dinner warm? He puts tin foil up his nose.

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