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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They covered the toilet bowl with Saran Wrap.
What do you give a hooker on her birthday? A layer cake.
A drunk wanders into a women's bathroom and unzips his fly.
This is for ladies! a woman shrieked. "Yeah? So's this!" he slurred....
Mommy, Mommy, I hate olives!" "Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!
What's the difference between a Jewish mother and an elephant? Elephants eventually forget.
What's brown and squishy and wears pearls? The Gay Rights Movement.
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny.
What's a cannibal's faux pas? Talking with a foot in your mouth.
What do you call twenty-five polish women in a swimming pool? Bay of Pigs.
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