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What did Trump say to the beautiful blonde who accosted him in the elevator of the Trump Towers and begged to give him a blow job?
"What's in it for me?...
Why don't African-Americans use seat belts? Because it's safer putting Velcro on the headrests.
Define "henpecked." A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
What's a Mexican Express card? A switchblade.
What's black and blue and goes swish, tha-dump, tha-dump? A baby going down an incinerator.
Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Man: "What would your mom say if she saw you?" Hooker: "She'd kill me. I'm on her corner.
What do pitchers and gigolos have in common? Fast balls.
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs in a cash register? penny.
How can you tell the Polish secretary? She's the one with white-out all over her computer.

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