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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who likes to give blow jobs? Hedy.
What's WASP foreplay? An engagement ring.
What does a Valley Girl say when she goes down on an African-American? "Gag me with a coon!
If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
How many people does it take to bury an Italian? Two. There're only two handles on a garbage can.
What's the worst thing about having a colostomy? Finding shoes to match the bag.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Hooker: "You've got twenty bucks and I've got the time.
Pole: "Thanks, but I already have a watch....
Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers? Built-in Brillo pads.
What do you call a person who can't walk through a pasture without getting shit all over their shoes?
An incowpoop....

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