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How can you tell the only WASP in a sauna? He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.
What's the African-American version of a fortune cookie?
A piece of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle....
How come they canceled the Mexico City Drivers' Ed program? The donkey died.
What did one coconut tree say to the other? "Hold on to your nuts, there's a big blow job coming.
Why was Moses' mother so happy? She not only had fun in bed, she made a prophet.
Why did the undertaker serve Coke at his grandmother's funeral? Because Coke adds life.
Hear about the Italian girl who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean shot glass?
Define "corporate virgin." One who's new to the firm.
Why did God create armadillos? So Mexicans would have something to eat on the half shell.
Why was the leper quarterback taken out of the game? The last play was a handoff.

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