Best Fortunes

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A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
-- Mr. Dooley...
A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk -- who will be passionately wrong with a high sense of consistency.
-- J. K. Galbraith...
A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms. -- Phyllis Schlafly
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance.
She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts....
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.
A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions.
They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions....

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