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Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves....
All a hacker needs is a tight PUSHJ, a loose pair of UUOs, and a warm place to shift.
All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lo
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish...
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.
Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Joseph Toynbee...
An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, Display for selection Three kinds of erection -- Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
An Army travels on her stomach.
An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
And Bezel saideth unto Sham
And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?

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