Best Fortunes

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A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her drawers.
--- Blind Lemon Pledge...
A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
A.I. hackers do it with robots.
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
-- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li M...
Achilles' Biological Findings: (1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment....

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