Best Fortunes

Best Fortunes

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The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around a room, each believing himself in mortal peril from the other, whom he assumes to have perfect vision.
Each te...
The United States Army; 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuel...
The voters have spoken, the bastards ...
The whole world is about three drinks behind." -- Humphrey Boga
The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis".
This is true in almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people have attempted to explain why....
The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.
Them Toad Suckers How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!...
There are revolutions that are sweeping the world and we in America have been in a position of trying to stop them.
With all the wealth of America, with all of the military strength of America, tho...
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

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