Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better? Home
That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind of bond between us. Lisa the Greek...
Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home...
I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven The Tel...
Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic
Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.
Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me. A Milhou...
See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's that for freedom of choice. -- Homer Simpson The Crepes of Wrath...
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...

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