Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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And anyone can be tooted? -- Homer Simpson, on tutoring The Way We Wa
Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service.
But those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer. -- Homer Simpson ...
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson Homer and Apu...
See you in hell, candy boys!! -- Homer Simpson Homer Badma
All right. His story checks out.
I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
This one's for real! -- Homer Simpson A Milhouse Divided...
Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson Mountain of Madne...
Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine! -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne

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