Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Mmm...incapacitating. -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson New Kid on the Block...
You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
It is not okay to lose. -- Homer Simpson Dead Putting Society...
As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle. -- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil? Devil Flande
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect. Treehouse of Horror IV...
D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Come on, let's smoke. -- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class The Way We Wa...
They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
-- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...

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